Wow just wow, £25?!?!?! I'm glad I got this for free because this is just ridiculous. Wait to pick it up on sale for a play, or buy it now if you're a fan of the 1st game. At the end of the day then I’m once again disappointed with what this series has delivered and even though there are a few bright moments here and there I can’t recommend Hello Neighbor: Hide & Seek to you because once again it’s a let down. You also have to deal with a few issues during your time with the game as well and when you combine that with the up and down difficulty curve the fun the game delivers to you disappears quite quickly. After the first few minutes you’ve basically seen all of the depth that the gameplay has already and despite a few interesting puzzles here and there the lack of content and repetetiveness is quite evident. Unfortunately the new game in the series features a lot of problems as well and whilst it once again throws up a decent story I couldn’t enjoy it as much as I would’ve liked thanks to the shortcomings present in the game. As you can imagine then I went into playing Hello Neighbor: Hide & Seek with low expectations, and I’m glad that I did. It just had too many problems and the things it got right were very few and far between which ultimately meant that they didn’t save the game. I found the difficulty curve to be a problem at times which did reduce the fun overall fun factor some.found myself disappointed with last year’s Hello Neighbor. There isn’t a great deal of content for you to sink your teeth into and the content that is here doesn’t have much variety. Unfortunately this doesn’t make the series stand out any more and it basically plays out exactly like the first game. The game suffers with a few issues every now and then that hinders your overall experience. When played for long periods the game does get repetetive somewhat quickly because the gameplay doesn’t have much depth to it. Each puzzle feels important and fits in with the story very well and I never really got frustrated with any of the puzzles in the game either. While the presentation side of the game lacks in terms polish in some areas I once again enjoyed what both the visuals and sound design delivered to me. May I propose that in this season of goodwill to all men, you do as I have done, and pass on the good word that this game should garner no attention from anyone ever and also, that we pray that no child is unfortunate enough to receive this game upon the morning of Christmas day.The story is once again wacky and interesting and in the end it serves as a good prequel to the previous story that was present in the previous game. I had the good fortune to not play the original, sequel, first one of these, and for that I am thankful. Graphically it’s passable, but the sound of that kid, counting to 10 in some Sims-like language grates on you after exactly 10 seconds, and it took me 5 minutes to open a door to get away from him. And I’m not really sure why, as most of the Jo圜on buttons are not used. To open a door you have to stand in the exact right space and press the right trigger, otherwise you look through the keyhole, which also uses the right trigger. Your character races about like an ADHD kid on a mixture of coke (the drug, not the refreshing beverage), amphetamines and Red Bull (the beverage, not a scarlet coloured bovine). Shit Cake: noun – when on holiday with a group of friends, you save up all your turds for the period of your stay, then on your last day, in the hotel or apartment where you are staying, you and all your friends take a shit one after the other (ensuring not to flush in between shitters) thus ensuring that the toilet bowl is filled with an almighty massive congealed turd.Īs I mentioned I actually thought my controller had not synced. The controls are bad, and I mean like a steaming pile of shit cake. So anyway you hide and stuff, then you’re in a bizarre kids dream world, but still hiding. The problem with this game is that it is so broken I gave up after 10 minutes, 5 of which were spent reloading the game as I thought my Joy-Con wasn’t working properly, alas it was actually a bug in the game, I say bug I mean lazy inept programming. You play as a kid and you hide from your brother, at least that’s what you do at the beginning. The back story, front story, whatever, it’s not relevant. Hello Neighbor: Hide and Seek (spelt incorrectly) is a follow-up, prequel, whatever the hell you want to call it – look it doesn’t really matter, the game is bad, we know that. If you played the original game, which is actually the sequel, then you will know that this sequel, actually the prequel, is a load of old shit.
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